Day 7’s kiss and spell has us dodging lipstick hexes, but that disembodied charm? It’s buzzing now, like it spotted your getaway gig and decided to swarm the guest list. Back at House of Haisley’s haunted house, we’re whipping up a 10-day Balenciaga brew wilder than a werewolf’s wardrobe. Outfoxing Freddy’s razor one bauble at a time – snag all 15, or you’re hexed to a closet of “love at first fright” flops.
Buzzing from the brew: the F/W 2009 Rubisse (Ruby) City, a crimson cutie in Agneau leather so lush it could lure a lock-pick into a lip-lock. Its bronze hardware gleams like forbidden fruit. Paired with a Gucci Bee charm that stings like it’s got a grudge, this busy bee’s got more buzz than my barista on caffeine. In the photo, bronze keys dangle like dungeon dares, white maggots wriggling about with cobwebs strung with tiny spiders ready for their first meal.
Flapping into the fray: the F/W 2002 Black Monk First, a shadowy bag so sleek with its pewter hardware that’s perfect for pilfering potions or pilfered prayers. Sporting an Alexander McQueen Skeleton charm that poses like it’s ready for a catwalk cataclysm. Black bats swarm like they’re auditioning for a midnight mass.
Twelve charms tallied, but Freddy’s at our backs – got the spark to conjure up the next spell, or snuff in his shadow?
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